October 2011
You wack, you’re twisted, your girl’s a hoe You’re broke, the kid ain’t yours, and everybody know Your old man say, “You’re stupid”, you be like, “So? I love my baby mother, I never let her go”
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Where the hell do my socks go?
September 2011
Everybody is in a relationship/is in love.
thatfunnyblog:
I’m just here like:
Retiring from life
Overslept
Work shirt still wet
Fell down my stairs
No headphones
Annoying bus driver
Working with everyone I don’t like.
On top of all that its raining.
In going to retire from life get into jammie and never leave my bed again. Its the only clear choice
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Swag:
The way in which you carry yourself. Swag is made up of your overall confidence, style, and demeanor.
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sex hurr maybe?
This one maybe, although you can’t see his lovely face…
I was thinking this one?
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Dear followers, I'm going to treat myself to...
I need your help finding the perfect picture of Darren to make poster size, to complete my decorating in my apartment.
So send in your top choices please?
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My love of Darren Everett Criss knows no bounds
I cant be on tumblr 'till I see the episode.
This isn’t doctor who, where I can tolerate seeing spoliers.
I may just die before I get to see my bby.
“Rules for Living by Olivia Joules 1. Never panic. Stop, breathe, think. 2. No one is thinking about you. They’re thinking about themselves, just like you. 3. Never change haircut or color before an important event. 4. Nothing is either as bad or good as it seems. 5. Do as you would be done by, e.g. thou shalt not kill. 6. It is better to buy one expensive thing that you really like...
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I will not fall for any of the following: alcoholics, workaholics, commitment phobics, people with girlfriends or wives, misogynists, megalomanics, chauvists, emotional fuckwits or freeloaders, perverts
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9p.m. My flat. Feel very strange and empty. Is all very well thinking everything is going to be different when you come back but then it is all the same. Suppose I have to make it different. But what am I going to do with my life? I know. Will eat some cheese
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I relate to Bridget Jones more than any other...
That being said I am going to bathe while listening to Chaka Khan, then proceed to watch romantic movies til suicidal thoughts race through my mind. Hoping a bottle of Rum and chocolate frosting appear magically while I am taking said bath, because frankly it is just one of those nights.
The best of my facebook. 2011
The easiest way to lose something is to want it too badly
Somewhere in this world, right now, someone else is telling a story. A different story. A saga, a romance, a tale of unforeseen death, it doesn’t matter. That’s why we’re still here: You can’t stop stories being told.
For my part I know nothing with any certainty, but the sight of the stars makes me dream.
Be faithful in small things...
margalirae asked: Fergus is adorbz <3
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Angsty
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¿Donde esta la biblioteca? Me llamo T-Bone, la araña discoteca. Discoteca, muñeca, la biblioteca, es en la bigote grande, perro, manteca. Manteca, bigote, gigante, pequeña Cabeza es mi helada. cervesa es bueno! Buenas Dias! Me gusta papas frias! La bigote de la cabra es Cameron Diaz. Yeah, Boy! Yeah! What! Yeah. It’s 2009.
My cat is a drug fiend.
I truly hate 96% of humanity.
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I wish I had someone to cuddle and watch Up with.
