ihopebarackobama: I hope Barack Obama’s entire day is narrated by Morgan Freeman.
Guess we had one of those nights where everything I say or do is wrong
Alex: You know all the times I said I went to the bathroom?
Me: You dont even know the way to Mordor
Alex: just take a left at the shire
A conversation between Alex and I
Me: I have but two life missions
Me: 1. To make you as happy as I Possibly can all the time. 2. To bring the one ring to Mordor and save middle earth.
Alex: I see, hows the second one going
Me: These things take time, one does not just walk into Mordor
HOW MOCKINGJAY SHOULD HAVE ENDED
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rue: so is it true
rue: about you and peeta
rue: is it
rue: because omfg I ship you guys so hard omfg
rue: you're my otp
rue: I run a blog about you two
rue: have you kissed
rue: do you have pictures
rue: oh god I can't
Yeah chicka yeah 2 jobs 2 jobs