My drunken my boyfriend, he's the best. Me: Did you die?
Alex: Only a little
Me: Oh no!
Alex: The important part survived
Me: ...which part is that
Alex: My right half
Alex: And my heart I suppose
Alex: Are we under agreement that I'm not exactly sober and anything j say should ne taken with a grain of salt?
Alex: Fuck spelling
Alex: I dont know if I'm going to get Mich more drunk tonging
Me: Boooo Katherine and I wanted to talk to you
Alex: That would jade been a shit show
Alex: Fact&
Alex: Have*
Me: That why we wanted it to happen
Alex: Fuck touch screens
Me: Yeah blame the phone
Alex: The phone should be able to turn my drunken ramblings into a coherent sentence
Me: I don't think smart phones are that smart yet
Alex: They should include that in the world of tomorrow
Alex or whatever
Me: You tell em kiddo